Torii Johnson

Torii Is So Kind
Torii Johnson is a kind, loving soul who would never ever think of hurting a family member over a wikia page. Torii enjoys long walks on the beach, leaving her friends in Mississippi while she goes on to bigger and better things, stalking people on Facebook, and dressing up.

Once, Torii told me not to take a picture of her, but I did anyways. It's on Facebook. I'm still alive, so I think things are going well.

Oh yeah, her name does in fact have two I's. Don't misspell it. That's just rude.

How To Greet Lady Torii

 * Step One:  Say hello.  DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.  YOU COME OFF AS OVER CONFIDENT AND SMUG.


 * Step Two:  Bow.  Deeply.  It's respectful.


 * Step Three:  Make small talk about neutral topics, like gun control and abortion.


 * Step Four:  You listened to me.  You've already ruined your chance for frienship.


 * Step Five:  Start over.  And don't take advice from me.