Becca Dangerous Crackhead Statum

"What Rhymes With Seven?"


Eleven? Megan? No, not quite. WHORE.

And this is the first impression some people have of dear Becca. Others got to see her jump into a bush for their first impression of her. And a few lucky ones got to hear her scream from sheer terror for their first impression.

Regardless of how someone first met Becca, she eventually dug her grave in their heart and set up a small jailhouse. And in that small jailhouse, many tiny inmates went to work, making tiny license plates with which the blood cells were fitted, so one would always and forever remember Becca.

Habits of a Becca
She likes to abuse people who rhyme with seven. She also likes to chase things, including people and benches. Many know her as the "Bush Destroyer of '12" since she once ran across a bench, and then proceeded to jump into a bush, scaring several several several W students.

She loves her Katie Howell, as do many people. She will always sing to you if you sing to her. She also likes to steal your swimsuits and wear them around outside. And pants. She will also take your pants. So basically, hide yo' clothes, hide yo' food, 'cause she's sneakin' up and snatchin' 'em.