Quote of the Day

What is it?
An award given to someone when they say something clever, stupid, or really memorable. Anyone can add a quote. And the quote can be about anything. ANYTHING.

Quotes
"Tell the doctor tomorrow that you have a sleeping condition called 'megan' that won't allow you to sleep" - Torii

"Quit hurting her feelings, or she'll keep running to me." - Turley!

"I'm walking around naked right now just so you know." - Bradley Smith

"I'm 6 foot something. Simon's Jewish. Nick is Black. And Megan has "personality." We all stand out." - Terry

"Alright, alright. Don't get in trouble." - Casey, when we were going to taco bell

"I have like, a horrible vibrator." - Terry, talking about his phone

"I wanted some water with my salt..." - Damon, when Prestridge accidentally poured 1/4 of the salt into his drink.

"I would look good in a waitress uniform." - Terry

"I got shot in the face and lived to tell the tale!" - Holly

"I said 'HUMAN BEINGS.'" - Terry.

"And that's when I became ambidextrous, because she wouldn't let me use my right hand." - Jordan

"I enjoy meat. I eat it all the time." "I do, too....that sounds bad." - Lars and Chris

"That's not how this works!" - Thomas, when Ana crossed the opposite way.

"Simon's got the swag!" "Of a cripple..." - Jordan and Nathan

"Bleach, chocolate donuts. What a great combination." - some guy's comment while we were taking a break from cleaning graves.

"I've seen so many puppies die, it doesn't affect me anymore." - Adam

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I'm walking on the sky!" - Adam

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You shouldn't be that hungry because you're vegetarian." - Egan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Our son does not do drugs. On an unrelated note, he's been missing for four days." - Brad, quoting Clone High

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I'm a lovely whore." - Larissa

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Why are you touching me there?!?" - Thomas

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Anyone done with their cup?" - Matt, after Aaron ninja'd the last available cup.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"...And that last .2% is aimed at your breasts." - Xan, and others when talking about how Prestridge is .2% straight

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You're you. I don't know. You're in a league of your own." - Jordan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I was about to plank, I think." - Hagrid, though also known as Brent

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You're not opening my cream soda." - K-Thuggs, when trying to convince the RA it wasn't beer.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Maybe Jesus was a dinosaur?" -Brad

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I'm gonna go to the orphange and do the worm." - Daniel

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You're average height. For an Asian woman." - Brad Smith

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Turn them heels into dollar bills." - Greg Dover, promoting prostitution

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I have seen Dalton's butt, and that can never been unseen." - Jordan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You want me to go scare them? Wait, nevermind, there's Terry." - Becca, when about to go scare away the Dubs.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"What kind of green? Army green." - Egan when we dragged him Burke's and Ana's response

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You're screwed." "Actually, he's not, haha." - Tyler and Jordan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Woah, are you on drugs?" - Wesley, scaring one of the juniors

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"There's 18 couples in here and all I have is Matt Turley." - Daniel Hammer, referring to Fraz lobby

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"What kind of truth?" "The true kind!" - Austin and Logan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Guys really? Rape the secretary?" - James while playing some board game

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You are shunned from the table of Casey. LEAVE." - Casey, talking to Tiffany

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I don't want to get stuck to the floor!" - Deana, when using a hot glue gun

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Don't shoot the strippers..." - Casey, watching Fallout 3

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Uh, Turley, do you know how to change a diaper?" - Terry, when we went to see Insidious

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"She just called me humpable. Did you hear that?!?" - Ellis, referring to Becca.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I can pull them, but I don't know if they'll come off..." - Ben Jones, talking about some short shorts, ha

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I think you'd have a better chance of finding a unicorn than having a chess club meeting at this point." - Dr. Curtis

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"She got me in a thong today." - Egan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Tall people are surprisingly tall." - Brad

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Mr. Liao, I realize in Auburn, when the sirens go off, everyone goes outside.." - Dr. Curtis

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"So, all the other windows are open, so closing this won't make a difference?" "Nope." "Okay, I have to take a piss." - Becca, Xan, Becca.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Nonono, that was Curtis with a little captain in him." - Johnnie Mike David Seabass

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You keep discharging on my face!" - Jordan while we're teaching eletricity

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"She's our pimp"! - Ana, when discussing the plans for summer.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Great, where does she live again?" - Becca, the night of the epic e-mail drama.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Brad, where did that llama come from because you should probably put it back." - Amanda, referring to a lego llama, not a real llama. That would just be weird.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I'm gonna go whisper sexually in his ear." - Clay, talking about Jake.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"When I squeeze your thing, pull up." - Auz, while using Turley as a gun (he was talking about his arm)

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"He said hi but he's going to kill you." - Adam, via Dylan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Aw, they're trying heroin. How cute." - Nick, while watching Breaking Bad.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I just had the time of my life." - Becca, as she walks out of the bathroom

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Sprite is good. But not that good." - Logan talking to Brent when he drank the sprite

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I was gonna do something in front of you, but now we're in the light" - John Aaron

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"...or midgets or glue-sniffers or habitual drug users." - Casey, talking about Mr. Reed's nicknames for us.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"It's turkey, just not in fritter form." - Tyler

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"And lettuce is just water." - Jordan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I'm carrying around a State cup. That should be tacky enough." - Ana.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"If we got to the library one more time, we might end up with a child." - Jordan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"So you wanna hear about the time we almost got run over by an airplane?" - Nathan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Don't blame my panties for your shortcomings." - Jordan.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"You wanna buy a vowel, 'cause you bought the wrong one." - Brad

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"The government knows, Terry!" - Josh as he runs away crying

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"Jake, do you like scary movies?" "I like movies." - me and Jake

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I've never seen you without glasses. Oh, you're pretty!" - Dan

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'lucidagrande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:14px;">"I watched Mean Girls. I know how you operate now." - Brad